"Vasudhaiv Kutumbkum"

Hey friends... to my pleasure, I would like to present a person whose name needs no introduction, Master of Punchlines, guru of academically poor junta..Mr Vivek Baraskar..into the Blogging arena.

Here goes the GYAN...(unabridged)

I find it amusing, hope others too feel the same, but I don’t know what is happening within this man – Atul ‘Walmart’ Gupta. I had heard that relations are made in heaven and executed on Earth. I would add-they happen at specified time only, and there is no time which can be said good or bad.
So lets get back to hero a.k.a. "brother" of this story – A. Walmart. G (“Universal Brother” if you are not comfortable with this version, you can use the ‘desi’ version “Jagat Bhaiya”). Our Jagat Bhaiya went for dinner and he had sumptuous meal. Near end of his meal he sees someone who he feels is “potential target”. So he uses some of the tactics of his close friend, “Coco – Section B”. But very soon, poor fellow finds that the tactics is not working (the way he wanted) rather it produced more negative response. The “target” sees her “target brother” in our Jagat Bhaiya. And after that what follows is something which is quite banal. Our Jagat Bhaiya finds one more sister (most probably lost in Kumbh ka mela) and this whole thing happening in just 30 seconds – Oopps even better than our Bollywood movies. It is ought to be becoz this happened in our campus – sorry “Hi-tech campus”. Jagat Bhaiya is known to all and the name of sister is no more relevant as now Jaggu Bhaiya has stopped counting numbers. His new mantra is “Jo Bhai mane uska bhi bhala na mane uska bhi bhala”.