Sleep & Me

have u ever felt sleepy in a class?? has their been any time when all u wanted was the lecture to get over so that u can get into ur warm cozy bed???

it happens with me all the time... in class time moves so slowly that i sometimes take off my watch and shake it just to make sure whether the watch is working or not!!!!

ppl in class ask me wat's wrong if i dont sleep in a lecture... they force me to sit in the center and sleep!!!!!! wat's wrong with the world???? ppl u shud kick me when i sleep not encourage me.

i can see our enterprising professor comin to our desj so i think i'd better close the window lest he close it himself and screw me for the same!!!

"Vasudhaiv Kutumbkum"

Hey friends... to my pleasure, I would like to present a person whose name needs no introduction, Master of Punchlines, guru of academically poor junta..Mr Vivek Baraskar..into the Blogging arena.

Here goes the GYAN...(unabridged)

I find it amusing, hope others too feel the same, but I don’t know what is happening within this man – Atul ‘Walmart’ Gupta. I had heard that relations are made in heaven and executed on Earth. I would add-they happen at specified time only, and there is no time which can be said good or bad.
So lets get back to hero a.k.a. "brother" of this story – A. Walmart. G (“Universal Brother” if you are not comfortable with this version, you can use the ‘desi’ version “Jagat Bhaiya”). Our Jagat Bhaiya went for dinner and he had sumptuous meal. Near end of his meal he sees someone who he feels is “potential target”. So he uses some of the tactics of his close friend, “Coco – Section B”. But very soon, poor fellow finds that the tactics is not working (the way he wanted) rather it produced more negative response. The “target” sees her “target brother” in our Jagat Bhaiya. And after that what follows is something which is quite banal. Our Jagat Bhaiya finds one more sister (most probably lost in Kumbh ka mela) and this whole thing happening in just 30 seconds – Oopps even better than our Bollywood movies. It is ought to be becoz this happened in our campus – sorry “Hi-tech campus”. Jagat Bhaiya is known to all and the name of sister is no more relevant as now Jaggu Bhaiya has stopped counting numbers. His new mantra is “Jo Bhai mane uska bhi bhala na mane uska bhi bhala”.